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The black man and the white man will join forces to battle aliens with suction cup appendages;
Mulatto women, oriental teens and gay aborigines will build foxholes and drive forklifts in ammunition warehouses.
We are so stupid and just love to hate that only aliens with suction cup appendages can get us to set aside the racism that will return as soon as we knock their ugly asses back to that God-forsaken cosmic boondock where there are no 7-11's or Pep Boys.
The pale-skinned Bwana-haoli-honkey will not say pass me that mortar shell, darkie, to any fellow soldier, she will say Oh god I don't want to die; I'm sorry I've lived my life so far feeling too awkward to look you straight in the eye and spontaneously think wow,
a human being, I wonder what his world view is or if we might become friends.
It is really unnecessary to lynch barber and burn cars and restaurants like they did in 1908 in Springfield Illinois Land of Abraham Lincoln,
who freed the slaves to clinch the reelection bid;
Let's get some Chinese food cooked by a Mexican in Watts; let's go to the powwow put on by caucasian homeless in Harlem,
where they're trying to raise funds to send a wop to the moon, chanting MARTY KING MARTY KING MARTY KING,
and filling wine bottle bags with kangaroo dung to throw at Dr. Brian Sando, medical director of the Australian Olympic Federation,
who told the ozzie athletes to boycott ninety-two, because Earvin Johnson's HIV positive.