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You can pinpoint the location of a four-dimensional cube at any given microsecond with stultifying certainty but can you say the skunk rolled down the hill and ruptured its larynx ten times fast?
You can trick the leukemia virus into reduplicating itself without the power to infect other cells via antisense RNA, but can you stick your hand through your waistband out your fly and walk through a shopping mall slobbering?
You can do it. Choose to be stoopid, try to take a nail out of a board with tweezers; put baking soda in your cereal and vinegar in your milk for a Krakatoa breakfast tell your roommates run or we'll all be drowned in lava, and when your neighbors look at you funny, point at your roommates;
"You say erotic, I say erratic, let's call the whole thing Bob,'"
You can bowl three consecutive strikes, draw an amazing Abe Lincoln with one line, release "pause" right when the song you're taping starts and yebo, ngani wami, these are accomplishments so gosh-darn-dandy with a capital Whoop-de-doe, BUT
take the hand, paw, claw, hoof or whatever of Coyote, Puck, Green Eggs and Ham Sam, and Visnu's sixth. incarnation as he steals the clothing of the girls who bathe in the stream, climbs up in the tree and says Come and Get It;
Frolic with those jovial political activists who threw their own blood on the gubernatorial steps to protest the Expedition to Tar the Cormorants' Feathers; say Thar she Blows with the sea shepherds as they play rivet removal on naughty whaling vessels,
the tweezer can remove the nail-patience-strength-lava, larynx, and what the hell do you mean a four-dimensional cube?