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Jackie Chan has a small hole in the side of his head, and he will let you put your finger in it, if you ask him nicely. The Chan-hole
The Little Dutch Boy skated across the arc of the world like a monkey in heat to get his finger in that hole, but he got screwed by the Chan-man, because he was too anxious.
And he didn't learn from the experience -- he grew up impatient and pushy, pushing little Finnish kids in the mud to get to them leaky dikes;
and what did he get out of it? -- an inflated finger and a ten word sentence on page 38 of the Nederlander Dickweed Post.
Yes, he is Patron Saint of the Self-Propelled butt plug, but this kid's going down in history when he finally gets his eager digit into that elusive hole,
but most importantly, he did nothing else.
