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The pigs chased the fox on horses with spinning red eyes flushed him out of the woods, trapped him in a clearing, and when he would not comply,
these little piggies went to market on his skeleton and skin with their sticks, each blow burning 100 buildings and one human life, which would become the new penalty for driving under the influence.
You put your right foot in You put your right foot out You do a little tapdance on the fox's snout
and Bre'r Rabbit put it all down on tape for the rest of the animals to see, but the lion decreed that there was no violation of civil rights anyway.
The Duke of the Louisiana Purchase threw a party in honor of the decision featuring a greased watermelon scramble in a swim pool shaped like Africa with waiters in Al Jolson get up serving fried chicken hers d'oeuvres.
A child who'd gotten nut'n for christmas was given a brick, a fire extinguisher, and a two week vacation to...The Critical ·
The pigs squealed in fright and called in the wild boars to guard their troughs, munching bear claws and apple fritters making sure no one stole any ashes - why would anyone want ashes?
- and the fires burned into the night, and the merchants who thought it would be nice to continue supporting their families gathered on rooftops with shotguns, and don't call 911 when the next riot breaks out you'll just hear a fowl recording while molotovs deal with minimalls, and