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This super beautiful lady named Sabrina who is a ten times genius and funny, tripped over a thing and smashed her nose on a rock,
and there was enough blood to fill a bathtub big enough for your and your little cousin from out of town who always hogs the suds.
She knows all this cool stuff about animals and fish, especially a fish called "the razorback sucker,"
which sounds like a lollipop that would probably cut your tongue if you were stupid enough to get near it,
and she doesn't get mad if you ask her questions because she likes sharing all the cool stuff she learned by studying like a maniac and plus she doesn't charge either.
Everybody should buy Mrs. Sabrina a candy and say you look great, even when she has two black eyes, because why not? What else are you going to do?