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Brendan and Freddy live door to door Brenda is seven and Freddy is four Freddy's got a tricycle he likes to ride around Brendan's got a bike but right now it's broken down.
Brendan realizes he has the advantages of age, weight and strength and following a precedent established by transatlantic empirical forces, steals the trike from the trusting tyke.
But Freddie doesn't cry; He'd seen others cry; they looked stupid.
So he borrows his mother's rolling pin And waits for his buddy at the next dead end His naughty little neighbor hasn't got a prayer As he raises his weapon into the air
Boom boom bam bam send June and Ward Cleaver to Vietnam.
The queen, she's mad at Alice, who knows what for, probably something trivial, she got uptight, her underwear caught on fire, and remember, Lewis Carroll had a thing for little girls, and using her advantages of age and weight and following a precedent set by transatlantic empirical forces, looked at poor Alice and said:
Off with her head - she said it again And the guard shaped like a card Came forward with an ax Alice tried to make tracks As heraised his weapon into the air
Bam bam boom boom these are diseased times is there a doctor in the room?
Jack has a sister by name of Jill He's on the needle and she's on the pill They commit incest and they commit fight While their father goes out to the tavern each night.
Jack was in the mood one night, Jill was not, she wanted to watch Moonlighting, and Jack, having direct ancestry to the Nordic huns, he went and chased her up a hill To fetch some nuclear weapons Jill pressed read now Jack is dead and Armageddon beckons
Boom boom off with her head Bam bam If the world ends tomorrow will anyone give a damn?