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Stimulus response me until my eyes water and blood squirts out my toenails; I love it! I thrive on the system of task and award; my wall looks great with all the ribbons, my back is warm from all the patting.
Put a bone in the bowl and I'll bring your pipe and slippers-ARF! keep the cat from clawing the sofa and your wife busy while you continue your affair with "the girl who lives in the Penthouse;"
Come on, Daddy-Zero it's just a bone-knick-knack-paddywack; buy me a drink and I'll rejuvenate your shrivelled member and self- worth; I swallow more readily than a California driveway and say Encore! no matter how shabby the performance;
After three one-twenty volt applications, subject displayed symptoms of a willingness to cooperate, which could also be read as the complete disintegration of all dendrites and are those mashed potatoes or your teeth?
What'll it be? Candy? A toaster? Christmas bonus?
We have been pampered and reduced by electronic convenience and home entertainment multiplexes into a distaste for hard work and reliance on the Smooth Week Suppliers that may be more accurately described as a can of cringing worms,
that will push themselves into a position simulating standing for a crumb of carbohydrate and water-drop-wash-it-down, hell, throw in a vibrating chair and I'll roll over with a half twist.
This is the fork in the road and it's either stay in the noose and swat the horse's rear or, sneak out of the baitstore and prepare to battle the earlybirds as the Lilliputians did Gulliver; keep going beyond the jurisdiction of the town when the stickthrower says fetch;
Tear away the electrodes and set the alarm for dawn; there have been only eight wonders of the world since the term was coined, and it's time to erect the 9th...