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Aladdin
The Genie said: I was born from the flames of hatred and the
waters
of Zippedy Doo-dah. I have seen laughter in the granting of greedy
wishes
and sound sleep in things done for others.
Once I made green hills with streams; twice I made piles of
treasure
that led to death and war. Once I rid a sister of a crippling
illness;
twice I molded fair-hipped dames that led to death and war.
To me, all is clay my hands a kiln, the laws of nature simply
suggestions.
I have no politic, worship no icon, drink no watered-down drink.
Gaze ye carefully upon my lamp; careful lest it seduce, inflate
your
desires out of proportion like a mosquito on a sleeping arm. Mellow
out,
dude, try not to drop a hand grenade in San Andreas.
To have me at your command is to have the potential for miracle
or disaster;
I, the gazpacho of Boredom, Imagination, Magic and Science.
By pressing the digit of my hand, might I produce a permanent
supply
of MDMA or bring forth the Revelation of St. John the Divine? No.
My sphere of influence is small, not a medicine but a tennis
ball.
You can Nam Myoho Renge Kyo til your face turns blue, a stick of
dynamite
will always weigh more than a dandelion.
The only one who will hover in the stratosphere and eat
ultraviolet
shortwaves, the only one who will castrate the dozing bulls at the
forest
rim and befriend the enemy and give the bone to the dog,
It will be you,
Aladdin.
