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The Airplane Fly and Grandma's Beard

A fly perched on the nose from the point of view of the owner of the nose looks exactly like an airplane,

except when they rub their arms together,

and a fly has hundreds of lens elements in each eye wherein an airplane has but one window,

that the captain looks out and goes oo, look at the pretty clouds

- that one looks like my grandmother - not the one on my mother's side but the one who had a beard - she's dead now god rest her soul.

And when the amazing colossal 100 foot fly flew away directly in the direction the nose-owner happened to be looking,

it shrunk to the size of a dot then disappeared.*

* Please notice that the author said shrunk, not "appeared to shrink."