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Adventures of Al Anderson's Ninja Brother

Al Anderson's Ninja Brother jumps from the third story of a building where they used to train those people that come into offices with sprinkling cans and squirters to do unspeakable things

and into the first place in line at the polish sausage pushcart, and if a sorry-ass office dweeb says "Hey, no butts," he says "Fuck you, I'm a ninja;" gets his dog, then disappears.

Adventures of Al Anderson's Ninja Brother

Al Anderson's ninja brother almost loses to a 14-year old Chinese kid at Mortal Kombat,

but comes from behind using a secret technique he learned in the Orient that if discussed out loud, everyone within a one mile radius would die one minute before the discussion began. Fills up a lemonater slurpee then disappears.

The clerk says he no pay, but there is a dollar in the cash register drawer that was not there before...

Adventures of Al Anderson's Ninja Brother

Al Anderson's Ninja Brother weaves invisibly through the crowd at the annual Penis Parade, saying "Pardon me pardon me scuze me pardon me" in flawless Japanese, easily penetrating three concentric rings of Yakuza that guard the Sony float,

Uses the dark and skinny thinking move to slip into the seat next to the Ichiban software engineer, sticks a wet finger into the triangular fossa of her right ear and whispers "Taco Kuci.

and then he is nowhere, could not have been there,

incontestable video footage shows him giving a talk on jellyfish in Uruguay at that exact same time to a group of 120,

And although that lady finally understood that no life may transcend fragility, why the ninja brother said "Octopus-mouth" to her is a riddle that not even the Riddler could put a dent in.